http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/-t1.htm Keep it PG 13 please Tue, 24 Aug 2010 22:53:48 GMT 10 http://i69.servimg.com/u/f69/12/49/94/51/untitl10.png http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/-t1.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/8-24-10-hearing-aid-and-drunks-t1598.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave An elderly couple are attending church services. About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband. It says, "I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?" He scribbles back , "Put a new battery in your hearing aid." WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER, EVER, QUESTION A DRUNK... I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk A carton of eggs A quart of orange juice A head ... Jokes and Humor post it here Tue, 24 Aug 2010 22:53:48 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/8-24-10-hearing-aid-and-drunks-t1598.htm#8977 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/8-24-10-hearing-aid-and-drunks-t1598.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/8-18-10-why-sharks-circle-you-before-attacking-t1589.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did. "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did. "Now we eat everybody." And they did. When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, ... Jokes and Humor post it here Wed, 18 Aug 2010 14:43:01 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/8-18-10-why-sharks-circle-you-before-attacking-t1589.htm#8928 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/8-18-10-why-sharks-circle-you-before-attacking-t1589.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/7-29-10-you-right-t1570.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.' Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close. The number was 7.... sorry, no sex this time.' A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled ... Jokes and Humor post it here Thu, 29 Jul 2010 22:30:57 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/7-29-10-you-right-t1570.htm#8803 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/7-29-10-you-right-t1570.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/7-28-10-ponder-this-t1568.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave 1) Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of French Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE 2) Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? 3) OK... So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans? 4) If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does ... Jokes and Humor post it here Wed, 28 Jul 2010 14:20:04 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/7-28-10-ponder-this-t1568.htm#8779 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/7-28-10-ponder-this-t1568.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/muslim-culture-meets-german-engineering-t1565.htm [OSK]Tater-nuts ]]> Jokes and Humor post it here Tue, 27 Jul 2010 21:14:13 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/muslim-culture-meets-german-engineering-t1565.htm#8766 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/muslim-culture-meets-german-engineering-t1565.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/7-27-10-too-cool-t1564.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave ]]> Jokes and Humor post it here Tue, 27 Jul 2010 14:55:38 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/7-27-10-too-cool-t1564.htm#8755 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/7-27-10-too-cool-t1564.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/7-19-10-sucks-getting-old-t1556.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.']]> Jokes and Humor post it here Mon, 19 Jul 2010 21:32:49 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/7-19-10-sucks-getting-old-t1556.htm#8725 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/7-19-10-sucks-getting-old-t1556.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/7-14-2010-t1552.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?' Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!' They are knocked over, but ... Jokes and Humor post it here Wed, 14 Jul 2010 22:41:57 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/7-14-2010-t1552.htm#8705 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/7-14-2010-t1552.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/7-13-2010-you-can-t-fix-stupid-t1549.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera. I figured that my picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though I knew that I was not speeding. Just to be sure, I went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Now I began to think that this was quite funny, so I drove even slower as I passed the area once more, but the traffic camera again flashed. I tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was ... Jokes and Humor post it here Tue, 13 Jul 2010 22:44:06 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/7-13-2010-you-can-t-fix-stupid-t1549.htm#8692 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/7-13-2010-you-can-t-fix-stupid-t1549.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/7-12-2010-t1548.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did. She said Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded! To which I said, of course it is loaded, it can't work without bullets! She then asked, Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?' My reply was No. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too Jokes and Humor post it here Mon, 12 Jul 2010 20:57:06 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/7-12-2010-t1548.htm#8687 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/7-12-2010-t1548.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/july-6-2010-t1539.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave ]]> Jokes and Humor post it here Tue, 06 Jul 2010 21:22:34 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/july-6-2010-t1539.htm#8646 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/july-6-2010-t1539.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/june-25-2010-t1529.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave At dawn the telephone rings, 'Hello, Senor Carl? This is Ramon, the caretaker at your country house.' 'Ah yes, Ramon. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?' Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Carl, that your parrot, he is dead' 'My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?' Si, Senor, that's the one.' Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?' From eating the rotten meat, Senor Carl.' Rotten meat? Who the ... Jokes and Humor post it here Fri, 25 Jun 2010 20:10:20 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/june-25-2010-t1529.htm#8579 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/june-25-2010-t1529.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/june-23-2010-t1527.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?' 'I'm out of gas,' the man replied. The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank.. After a few minutes, the bees flew out. 'Try it now,' said one bee. The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the ... Jokes and Humor post it here Wed, 23 Jun 2010 20:09:18 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/june-23-2010-t1527.htm#8570 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/june-23-2010-t1527.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/june-17-2010-t1525.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave Honesty Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried >>> chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, ... Jokes and Humor post it here Thu, 17 Jun 2010 15:53:29 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/june-17-2010-t1525.htm#8546 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/june-17-2010-t1525.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/june-8-2010-t1512.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave If you are 40, or older, you will probably think this is on point! J When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning.... Uphill... Barefoot... BOTH ways yadda, yadda, yadda And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy ... Jokes and Humor post it here Tue, 08 Jun 2010 22:27:04 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/june-8-2010-t1512.htm#8461 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/june-8-2010-t1512.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/may-28-t1497.htm [OSK]Draco PRICELESS!

I put in a bid for this, but I think I'll just get one for $350 on Newegg.
]]> Jokes and Humor post it here Fri, 28 May 2010 21:03:52 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/may-28-t1497.htm#8374 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/may-28-t1497.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/mar-9-2010-t1381.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave A man was in his front yard mowing grass when > his attractive blonde female neighbor came out > of the house and went straight to the mailbox. > > She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed > back in the house./ / > > A little later she came out of her house again > went to the mail box and again, opened it, > slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the > house she went./ / > > As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, > ... Jokes and Humor post it here Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:02:48 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/mar-9-2010-t1381.htm#7804 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/mar-9-2010-t1381.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/may-4-2010-t1471.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it. One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and ... Jokes and Humor post it here Tue, 04 May 2010 19:05:59 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/may-4-2010-t1471.htm#8197 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/may-4-2010-t1471.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/may-12-2010-t1481.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!' Jokes and Humor post it here Wed, 12 May 2010 23:14:37 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/may-12-2010-t1481.htm#8269 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/may-12-2010-t1481.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/may-6-10-t1473.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=-qvXbIenivk]]> Jokes and Humor post it here Thu, 06 May 2010 15:16:12 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/may-6-10-t1473.htm#8221 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/may-6-10-t1473.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/may-4-2010-t1470.htm [OSK]Draco Fury™ Protective Safety Goggles



Found these while looking at stuff for work. I wonder if they make them in a Scar Edition? And are they knife proof?]]> Jokes and Humor post it here Tue, 04 May 2010 15:11:07 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/may-4-2010-t1470.htm#8195 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/may-4-2010-t1470.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/mar-10-2010-t1386.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type. 4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I’m not hungry. ... Jokes and Humor post it here Wed, 10 Mar 2010 21:08:29 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/mar-10-2010-t1386.htm#7831 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/mar-10-2010-t1386.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/mar-4-2010-t1372.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave During a recent password audit at our company, it was found that a blonde receptionist was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento" When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital. ____________________________________________________________ WHY WOMEN SHOULDN'T TAKE MEN SHOPPING After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany ... Jokes and Humor post it here Wed, 03 Mar 2010 19:05:15 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/mar-4-2010-t1372.htm#7739 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/mar-4-2010-t1372.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/feb-23-2010-t1344.htm T.O.W.
Perp: Give me your Money!

Suit: Do you have any idea whom your dealing with? I am a US Congressman!

Perp: Then give me MY Money!]]> Jokes and Humor post it here Tue, 23 Feb 2010 08:27:22 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/feb-23-2010-t1344.htm#7635 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/feb-23-2010-t1344.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/feb-19-2010-t1343.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave Puma A young woman typically in the age range of 20 to 32. They lurk in the shadows of bars and clubs wearing the newest fashions and listening to the trendiest music. They mostly hunt in packs for a man typically younger than them that they can string around for the night and make there boy toy. They sometimes travel with a Cougar or two, these are there mothers. Be warned being mauled by a Puma is better than a Cougar or Sabretooth Panther (From urban dictionary) Chocolate version of ... Jokes and Humor post it here Fri, 19 Feb 2010 23:19:42 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/feb-19-2010-t1343.htm#7624 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/feb-19-2010-t1343.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/feb-18-2010-t1337.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave THIS OUGHT TO MAKE ALL GRANDPAS FEEL WARM & FUZZY.... A six year old went to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa. When they got to the hospital, she ran ahead of her Grandma and burst into her Grandpa's room. Grandpa," she said excitedly, "As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!" "What?" said her Grandpa. "Make a noise like a frog because Grandma said that as soon as you croak, we're all ... Jokes and Humor post it here Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:48:49 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/feb-18-2010-t1337.htm#7600 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/feb-18-2010-t1337.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/feb-16-2010-t1334.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave Cup of Tea! One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the ... Jokes and Humor post it here Tue, 16 Feb 2010 23:57:30 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/feb-16-2010-t1334.htm#7581 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/feb-16-2010-t1334.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/bud-light-commercial-t1300.htm [OSK]Tater-nuts ]]> Jokes and Humor post it here Sun, 31 Jan 2010 04:33:46 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/bud-light-commercial-t1300.htm#7374 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/bud-light-commercial-t1300.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/jan-27-1-2-t1296.htm [OSK]Draco
Today, I finally got a hold of my husband who I haven't actually talked to in 2 and 1/2 weeks since he is deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle, in Call of Duty. FML.]]> Jokes and Humor post it here Thu, 28 Jan 2010 22:11:03 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/jan-27-1-2-t1296.htm#7361 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/jan-27-1-2-t1296.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/jan-27-10-t1292.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave http://technochicken.com/]]> Jokes and Humor post it here Wed, 27 Jan 2010 22:02:03 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/jan-27-10-t1292.htm#7344 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/jan-27-10-t1292.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/the-website-is-down-t1287.htm Dominator

http://www.break.com/index/it-guy-vs-dumb-employees.html]]> Jokes and Humor post it here Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:05:48 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/the-website-is-down-t1287.htm#7305 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/the-website-is-down-t1287.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/jan-20-10-t1286.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas , and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay , but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location. The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See ... Jokes and Humor post it here Thu, 21 Jan 2010 00:38:20 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/jan-20-10-t1286.htm#7293 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/jan-20-10-t1286.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/great-it-joke-t1284.htm [OSK]SINCITYGIRL A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.' A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?' Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to ... Jokes and Humor post it here Wed, 20 Jan 2010 20:11:28 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/great-it-joke-t1284.htm#7287 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/great-it-joke-t1284.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/jan-12-10-t1267.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1927354]]> Jokes and Humor post it here Tue, 12 Jan 2010 19:41:19 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/jan-12-10-t1267.htm#7169 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/jan-12-10-t1267.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/dec-29-09-t1238.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" 

"No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it." 

Intrigued, the woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" 

"It uses alpha waves to telepathically ... Jokes and Humor post it here Tue, 29 Dec 2009 23:51:00 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/dec-29-09-t1238.htm#7034 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/dec-29-09-t1238.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/dec-28-09-t1236.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me GarbageStan23: why? Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us. Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neighbor's house was on fire! GarbageStan23: oh crap! Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying ... Jokes and Humor post it here Mon, 28 Dec 2009 20:38:17 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/dec-28-09-t1236.htm#7022 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/dec-28-09-t1236.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/dec-23-09-t1225.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave [ I think my wife's been cheating on me[/size][] So lately my wife has been working a lot of late shifts and the past couple of months she's been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind as it saves gas and in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems like they've become a little bit more than friends. You know....the phone calls that hang up, she starts wearing nice clothes to work and talking about him all the time...then abruptly stops leaving an uncomfortable ... Jokes and Humor post it here Wed, 23 Dec 2009 23:44:12 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/dec-23-09-t1225.htm#6975 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/dec-23-09-t1225.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/dec-8-09-t1194.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave ]]> Jokes and Humor post it here Tue, 08 Dec 2009 23:52:50 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/dec-8-09-t1194.htm#6857 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/dec-8-09-t1194.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/dec-7-09-t1192.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam! 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroid's 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese. 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses. 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quattro Sinko. 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk. 12. What Do You Get When You Cross ... Jokes and Humor post it here Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:25:51 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/dec-7-09-t1192.htm#6841 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/dec-7-09-t1192.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/nov-6-09-t1115.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave The children began to identify candy and the flavors by their color: Red.....................Cherry Yellow.................Lemon Green..................Lime Orange ..............Orange Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father...' One little girl named Madison looked up in horror, spit her ... Jokes and Humor post it here Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:06:39 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/nov-6-09-t1115.htm#6445 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/nov-6-09-t1115.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/nov-5-09-t1113.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, 'I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am 'About 32,' is the reply.' 'Nope! I'm exactly 50,' the woman says happily. A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies, ... Jokes and Humor post it here Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:35:07 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/nov-5-09-t1113.htm#6418 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/nov-5-09-t1113.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/oct-22-09-t1070.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong. "What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "Why, that's the talking clock" the man replied. "How does it work?" "Watch", the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "Hey Asshole!, , it's 2am in the morning!!" 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He says "Good, Here's six bucks get the F out."]]> Jokes and Humor post it here Thu, 24 Sep 2009 22:30:29 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/sept-24-09-t955.htm#5411 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/sept-24-09-t955.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/sept-22-09-t943.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave <table border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"><tr><td width="100%"></TD> <td vAlign=top noWrap></TD></TR> <tr><td colSpan=2></TD></TR> <tr><td colSpan=2>1. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you > realize you're wrong. > > 2. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to > answer when they call. > > 3. ... Jokes and Humor post it here Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:57:57 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/sept-22-09-t943.htm#5357 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/sept-22-09-t943.htm http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/sept-21-09-t938.htm [OSK]SGTcooldave Toilet Paper Miracle Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he, uncharacteristically, suggests: "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long ... Jokes and Humor post it here Mon, 21 Sep 2009 22:46:14 GMT http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/sept-21-09-t938.htm#5326 http://www.oskclan.com/jokes-and-humor-post-it-here-f19/sept-21-09-t938.htm