A man was in his front yard mowing grass when
> his attractive blonde female neighbor came out
> of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
>
> She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed
> back in the house./ /
>
> A little later she came out of her house again
> went to the mail box and again, opened it,
> slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the
> house she went./ /
>
> As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn,
> here she came out again, marched to the mail
> box, opened it and then slammed it closed
> harder than ever.
>
> Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is
> something wrong?'
>
> To which she replied, 'There certainly is!'/
>





> '/My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT
> MAIL!'/** *

> a red head walks into a room to find her room-mate with a rope around her neck, "she asks why do you have a rope around your neck?" the blond says :im trying to comit suiside" so the red head asks " why dont you tie it around your neck?" the blond answeres " i tried but i couldnt breath